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« Ce qui a été cru partout, par tous et pour toujours, a toutes les chances d'être faux. »
— Paul Valéry
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The feeling of fear will probably be the last felt emotion in the universe;
Movies that show people for a prolonged period of time without looking at their phone is no longer realistic.
A day is the time between sunrises, a month is the time for a moon to go through phases, and a year is the time for the seasons to cycle... but weeks are as long as they are for basically no reason at all.
If a hallucination was mundane enough (a flower in a garden, someone passing on the street), you'd never know you'd even hallucinated.
When we discover that adults are not perfect, that's the end of our childhood. When we forgive them for it, that's the end of our adolescence.
If you are one in a million, there are 7600 of you in the world.
The perfect crime is pulled off all the time, we just don't hear about them.
Atoms are the pixels of real life.
You?re simultaneously the oldest you?ve ever been and the youngest you ever will be again.
There are 2 types of people, those who think there's only 2 types of people, and those who don't.
If you lend someone $20 and never hear from them again it was probably worth it.
This year, people born in 1919 are turning 99, while people born in 1999 are turning 19.
You probably saw a person today who you will never see again for the rest of your life.
If you do something for 8 hours a day almost every day, it's an addiction. Unless you get paid for it, then it's a job.
We work hard to invent products that help us be lazy.
No one has ever been in an empty room.
You may have seen the exact same bird twice or even more times, but you didn't realise.
\"p, q, b, d\" all look the same but \"P, Q, B, D\" all look different
It's rude to have an aquarium in a sea food restaurant.
The most insignificant of places can suddenly make your heart wrench once it corresponds to the loss of a loved one.
A lighter in the stone age would have been a life saving device, but we mostly use it today to give ourselves cancer.
Palindrome not being a palindrome is a wasted opportunity.
In order to go to sleep, we pretend to be asleep.
Aliens first invaded the moon on July 20 1969.
Nostalgia is not what it used to be.
Maybe oxygen is poisonous and it just takes around 70-100 years to kill us.
Guinness Book of World Records could put themselves in the Guinness Book of World Records for being the largest book of world records.
The bigger the 'download' button is, the more likely it's fake.
Football is the world's most important unimportant thing.
The first person born in space will immediately be famous, and go down in the history books without doing a thing.
Bongs unite all four elements: Earth, Wind, Fire and Water.
The average person spends 6 months of his or her lifetime waiting on the red light to turn green.
Monarchies did not survive the invention of the printing press. Democracies may not survive the invention of the internet.
Phone passwords aren't to protect your phone from criminals. They're to protect it from your friends.
People online who are wise enough to understand when popular thinking is toxic keep silent to escape being flamed by those who don't understand.
As time goes on, it gets less and less plausible that aliens would invade us for our hospitable planet and resources.
Lack of sleep supposedly reduces life expectancy but insomniacs technically live more while others sleep.
We tend to describe people as patriotic when they are concerned with their country's past, but not necessarily with its future.
Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.
Holy books are the only books that can get a reveiw that says 'unbelievable!' and see it as a negative.
Since our bodies take even the smallest amount of time to react to something, it is physiologically impossible to truly live in the present.
Arms are like legs but for moving stuff that isn't you.
If you believe the earth is flat, do you also believe the sun and the moon are flat?
They say with pessimism you'll either be correct or pleasantly surprised, but that's an awfully optimistic way to see pessimism.
Not having insurance is like an opposite lottery, you gain a little bit of money every day with the possibility of losing big.
Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens.
Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969.
If you tell a story about yourself, saying it was a friend of a friend is technically not a lie.
Whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride in the wedding dress beforehand saved countless husbands everywhere from hours of dress shopping and will forever be a hero to all men.
As we grow older, we replace all the cells in our body. Pictures of us as kids are of someone who literally doesn't exist anymore.
Before Edison, people with an idea had a burning candle appear above their heads.
Google must be the most searched website on Yahoo.
The positive response to negativity is to be negative to it.
\"May all your dreams come true\" is really more of a threat than anything.
If you made a perfect simulation of the universe, you would eventually make an perfect simulation of the universe in that universe.
Money is stored energy and time.
Your car keys have travelled further than your car.
There won't be any negative comments on online shop that sells parachute.
\"Pre\" is the prefix of the word \"prefix\".
You don't realize how old a movie is until you see the computer in it.
We will be the only generation to have to teach our grandparents how to use computers because they are the only and last generation born in a time when computers didn't exist.
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone who knows you.
When the apocalypse happens there will be a set of people who are stuck with half a haircut.
Time in movies is almost always faster than in real life, unless there is a countdown timer involved.
Winning the lottery will 'help' you find your long-lost relatives faster than any geneology search will.
People that use the phrase \"slept like a baby\" clearly haven't had a baby of their own.
Online ordering has probably helped so many people with social anxiety.
If everyone weighed 1KG, if you went to a meeting with 1.000 people you could say you met a ton of people.
The loneliest person in the world would probably be delighted to know that you are thinking about them at this very moment.
Seeing non-native English speakers speaking better English than native English speakers is an example of how hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard.
No matter how fast you are driving, you sometimes feel that everyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone going faster than you is a maniac.
Since numbers are infinite there's a number nobodies said yet.
the first hug must have been very awkward.
A penny you spend could get back to you one day.
99% of pens sold are probably only purchased because someone lost all their pens, not because they ran out of ink.
Whet if the Bermuda triangle is a resort were you don't want to leave.
The first person to plagiarize was doing something original by being unoriginal.
If you buy a two pack of chicken breasts, there's a pretty good chance they are not from the same chicken.
If you put a GoPro on a blackout drunk, they could watch the video afterwards and see what they actually did.
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